10. Make sure you are born handsome and rich.
9. Drink Red Bull til your liver vibrates.
8. Don’t juggle more than one bromance at the same time.
7. Always stay up-to-date on your geopolitical affairs…I’m totally messing with you.
6. Lift with the legs, not the back—that’s good advice for anyone.
5. What does it matter? Swine flu is gonna kill us all.
4. Eat a diet rich on riboflavin.
3. Come up with a sick catchphrase like, “It’s Jenner time!”
2. Yo, just keep straight coolin’ on the smooth tip, son…I actually have no idea what that means.
1. If you are watching this at home right now, you’re already screwed.

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