Top 10 People You’ll Find at Every Gym

30 Jun 2009

1. The Gamma Radiation Victim
Their clothes fit them like paint and their veins practically form roadmaps on their arms and legs.

2. Thomas Edison
There’s truly nothing scarier in the gym than the people who feel the need to invent their own exercises.

3. Sparkle Motion
The hair, the nails, the matching pink running shoes/zip-up sweatshirt ensemble, and even the unabashedly applied glitter lipstick…all at 5:30 in the goddamn morning.

4. The ‘A Bit Too Personal’ Trainer
Signing-up for a gym membership in itself can be a rather daunting process for some people. When you factor in a personal training session with someone who feels the need to tell you about all of their life problems, things can quickly go from uneasy to downright weird.

5. Bob the Builder
Sometimes it’s a pair of work boots and jeans, other times it’s a pair of overalls, and on some occasions it’s a line of clothing seemingly purchased from the Paul Bunyon collection on QVC. How do these people work out in all those layers?

6. The Unworthy Screamer
It’s always the little guys that feel the urge to scream as they curl their 20 pound weights.

7. The Teen Titan
Their form is all out of whack and they do their best to shove around as much weight as their barely post-pubescent bodies possibly can.

8. The Doctor of Style
hey may be comfortable and they may “breathe,” but that’s still no excuse for wearing your work clothes in public. Do the world a favor and pick-up a pair of shorts and a T-shirt, will you please?

9. Scarface
Too big to follow the rules

10. The Senator
Treating each visit to the gym like a stop on a campaign trail, these types want to talk to you and everyone else about utter and complete nonsense.

According to That’sFit.com