10- When team makes a basket, everyone hugs and squeels, “Yipee!”
9- Players look like that fat guy from “Lost”
8- Coach keeps pronouncing NCAA “NICKAHHHHH”
7- Before hitting the court, team eats a lovely meal of Fettuccine Alfredo.
6- They spend timeouts discussing who will win “American Idol”
5- Team let shot clock expire because they enjoy the buzz.
4- School’s mascot is a giant asthma inhaler.
3- Players regularly leave the game early to beat traffic.
2- Point guard is leading the league in hernias.
1- They score less than Eliot Spitzer.
According to The Late Show With David Letterman
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