Top 10 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate

30 Jan 2008

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1-Smile — All the time

2- Always flush the toilet three times

3- Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up

4- Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself

5- Whenever you go to sleep, starts jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep…every night for a month

6- Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up

7- Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are

8- Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened

9- Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. With an air of disdain, announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks

10- . Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die

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