Video game characters come in all kinds of shapes and sizes, unfortunately they also come in stupid!
The following clip is from the SNES game Lester The Unlikely circa 1994. Classic, maybe.
Here’s the plot and game description (pure weird):
In the beginning, a typical teenage boy name Lester, who is “kind of geeky” and “kind of sleepy” recently got a new issue of the Super Duper Hero Squad. He reads it while walking on a dock, until he fell asleep next to a cargo crate laying beside a cargo ship. After he and the cargo were loaded onto the ship by a crane and cruised off, the ship got hijacked by pirates and started sinking. Lester luckily found a life jacket and swam toward the most adjacent island while the cargo ship sank. Lester must find his way home by exploring the island for someone or something that can help him survive.