Dragon’s Age Origins is another RPG by BioWare, the publisher behind Mass Effect. Over the last few weeks I have been playing the game in every spare moment I have. The game has intense battles, gorgeous graphics and an epic Lord of The Rings like Storyline.
But you could imagine my giddiness when I discovered that Dragon Age was crafted by dirty little programmers! And I’m not just talking about the good stuff, but the wacky stuff as well. The variety could make even the most serious player laugh and fall out of their chair, especially due to the fact that your Avatar can look pretty darned close to how you look (If you take the time to sculpt the facial features).
Dragon’s Age Origins is one of the few games that lets you have choice. Not only in weapons, armor and fighting companions…but bed mates. Ever wanted to sleep with a sorceress? Great, you can do that… What about a fat bearded dwarf…or a she-male…or a…No! EWWW! That’s Just Wrong!!!…yup…you can do that too!
I find it fascinating that the Mass Effect games have been getting so much press and hype over their tame sex scenes when Dragons Age Origins has easily ten times the naughtiness as well as a kink factor.
Let’s take a look shall we? Here is a scene with a sorceress (and a Dwarf!):
The Pearl is the local brothel in the land of Ferelden. Inside you can pay 30 silver for your choice of “Women, Men, A Bit of Both, or Surprise Me”. Here is a compilation clip, skip to 2:00 to see what a bit of both means:
Here is a disturbing “meeting” with your elven companion who sounds a bit too much like Antonio Banderas:
And of course you can always “negotiate” with demons:
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