What do you know, its an A+… Can’t wait to see the pandemonium that this thing causes when it hits the streets tommorow. Here’s an early review from 1up.com to whet your appetite:
Niko Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV’s bruiser from the former Eastern Bloc, is a stone-cold couch potato, a desperate online dater with dead-on aim, and a chronic websurfer who could kill you in a hand-to-hand Krav Maga brawl. Fresh off the boat, he’s an illegal immigrant pursuing the dual American dreams of quick money and mass multimedia consumption in the most vibrant, dynamic, and entertainment-packed playground in console videogame history: Liberty City. The civil engineers at Rockstar Games have upgraded this burg’s infrastructure since we visited seven years ago in GTA3, adding basic cable (hours of programming Niko can watch on safe-house TVs), an in-game Internet rich with blogs, parody websites — even e-mail spams — and such star attractions as [spoiler deleted] performing stand-up comedy as well as a gentleman’s club filled with G-stringed strippers who buzz your controller’s vibration motors as they grind Niko’s lap. (If you must wear sweatpants when you play, please don’t share your joypad.)
The upshot: Liberty City is no longer just a place you explore outdoors, looking for stunt jumps or the thrill of a six-star wanted level after riling up the LCPD during missions. I spent hours of my week-long review session checking out the game’s indoor attractions, parking Niko in front of his TV and PC, watching red-state-riffing shows like Republican Space Rangers while cruising personals on the game’s version of Craigslist. If Niko still lived in prequel city San Andreas, where diet and exercise made a difference, he’d have weighed 400 pounds by the time I finished this game.
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