And if you think that’s because they’re good, I’ve got news for you, retard, you’re retarded. The truth is, they make that kind of scratch because they tap into a familiar formula that boring people find comforting and recognize as one of their own, rather than attacking with pitchforks like they would an intellectual challenge, or the town ogre. And now, because I’m such a righteous dude, I’m here to explain that formula to you, the cretinous layperson. Because as they say, don’t hate the player. Learn to make cheap knockoffs of his product, drive him out of business, and make his dog like you better than him, because f-ck that guy, who does he think he is.”

For his top 10 list of cliches that are used to make Hollywood big coin, click HERE

Man does this guy point out the obvious. And my reposting of his sage opinion also results in my girlfriend kicking my ass cause due to her unnatural love of romanti-fluff.